Last week’s Westender covered Summer in Vancouver and featured an incredibly stupid article by Michael Harris on how to ‘get laid’ this summer at Vancouver’s beaches.
A thin scrim of trees between the sand and a grassy park provides a light shelter for those uninterested in ogling volleyball players. But otherwise, the mammoth swimming pool and white-sand beach leave would-be suitors exposed to passersby. Luckily, everyone at Kits beach is so incredibly self-involved that they won’t notice some schmuck making a pass.
Apparently Harris doesn’t do so well with the ladies in Kits or anywhere else.
Last modified: June 4, 2006